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And I hope you’re wearing a jumper, it’s a bit nippy out. And don’t forget to change your underwear… every single day.

WOODCHUCK CHUCK HOWE CHUCKS MUCH WOOD

Wood Zone denizen Chuck Howe answered the immortal question of how much wood Chuck Howe could chuck if Chuck Howe could chuck wood with his wood chucking woodchuck device, chucking and then, indeed, chucking wood at all those who would stand in his way at the annual Woodchuck Wood Chuck event. The answer was three.

FISHY FOOLS

Metropolis Zone inhabitant Avril Tromper was left red-faced today when she fell for the age old “fire-breathing snake Badnik in the salt shaker” prank. Her friend, Ed Herring, harangued her by setting up the trick after months of meticulous planning.

“The Badnik set fire to my kitchen and singed my hair,” Avril lamented. But she did admit, “It was a ripping good jape”. Bantermeister Herring is an up-and-comer in the physical comedy scene and hopes to take his show “Ed Herring: Complete Git” on the road, providing the people he pranks don’t bludgeon him to death.

AHEAD OF THE GAME

Nerd extraodinaire Gregory Geekly was left fuming following the actions of video game corporation Winthengo the other day. Having collected all 700 MonsterMen, Gregory was set to become the talk of the town- women were actually happy to be seen within twenty feet of him. But Winthengo responded by releasing another 200 MonsterMen to capture, trade and scrap with. Gregory said, “This really is ridiculous! When I was a kid, there were only 75 MonsterMen and now there are 900! Well, if they think I’m going to take this lying down, they can forget it! They can shove their stupid game up--ERROR – COULD NOT LOAD NEWS FEED. PLEASE REINSTALL KINTOBOR DRIVERS

Control Zone

Oh, happy day, Boomers! Megadroid

After many years of trials and tribulations, the moment you’ve long been awaiting has arrived! Our grand scribes of STC have finally penned a wonder-ous tale with wonder-ful art, it’s the return of Wonder Boy! Yes, Shion is back after over two decades of absence!

You may have been wonder-ing (I’ve got a million of these) what our blue-haired hero got up to after he stood tall having defeated the foes of Ghost World. Well, dear readers, our story today- told in its entirety, mind you!- sees Wonder Boy in Witchery World as he attempts to get to the bottom of the involvement of the Wailing Sisters in all the trouble he’s faced in the past!

There are plenty more Sega Superstars stories where this one came from, Boomers. Though they may be a slightly different length…

Happy April Fools’ Day, you lot- I’ve got a comic to run

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BREAKING NEWS!
The latest updates from across Mobius.

ERROR – COULD NOT LOAD NEWS FEED. PLEASE REINSTALL KINTOBOR DRIVERS

Error Code: e102γ

Please ring your system administrator, Omni-Viewer or nearest Equinox Labs scientist. Why not ask them how their day has been? You know, you don’t call nearly enough and we’ve all been worried sick.

And I hope you’re wearing a jumper, it’s a bit nippy out. And don’t forget to change your underwear… every single day.

WOODCHUCK CHUCK HOWE CHUCKS MUCH WOOD

Wood Zone denizen Chuck Howe answered the immortal question of how much wood Chuck Howe could chuck if Chuck Howe could chuck wood with his wood chucking woodchuck device, chucking and then, indeed, chucking wood at all those who would stand in his way at the annual Woodchuck Wood Chuck event. The answer was three.

FISHY FOOLS

Metropolis Zone inhabitant Avril Tromper was left red-faced today when she fell for the age old “fire-breathing snake Badnik in the salt shaker” prank. Her friend, Ed Herring, harangued her by setting up the trick after months of meticulous planning.

“The Badnik set fire to my kitchen and singed my hair,” Avril lamented. But she did admit, “It was a ripping good jape”. Bantermeister Herring is an up-and-comer in the physical comedy scene and hopes to take his show “Ed Herring: Complete Git” on the road, providing the people he pranks don’t bludgeon him to death.

AHEAD OF THE GAME

Nerd extraodinaire Gregory Geekly was left fuming following the actions of video game corporation Winthengo the other day. Having collected all 700 MonsterMen, Gregory was set to become the talk of the town- women were actually happy to be seen within twenty feet of him. But Winthengo responded by releasing another 200 MonsterMen to capture, trade and scrap with. Gregory said, “This really is ridiculous! When I was a kid, there were only 75 MonsterMen and now there are 900! Well, if they think I’m going to take this lying down, they can forget it! They can shove their stupid game up--ERROR – COULD NOT LOAD NEWS FEED. PLEASE REINSTALL KINTOBOR DRIVERS

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